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princesslyne [userpic]
I must have this dress....
by princesslyne ([info]princesslyne)
at July 10th, 2009 (01:41 pm)

I'm attending an awesome White Party on July 25th and I need to be the hottest on the boat (yes it's on a boat... a very LARGE boat). So.. I MUST have this dress:



I need it in the color WHITE (duh), size Medium and sent to:
Lyne Harris
47 W. Division #424
Chicago, IL 60610

Free custom video for whoever purchases it!! I want it asap!!!!!!

PS - I HAVE INTERNET... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? [userpic]
TGIF
by Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? ([info]sexymisslizz)
at July 10th, 2009 (08:06 am)
anxious

current mood: anxious

Well today my brother from San Diego is coming to visit me so I need to clean the house. (I'm proud that way) hahahaha My house has 3 bathrooms and I almost wish I didn't buy such a big house cause it's really a pain to clean. Believe it or not but I am a non materialistic and very simple person. Do you ever see me wear jewelry??? hahaha Nope! except for my body piercings I don't wear any. And I don't wear perfuem either. I'm actually thinking about moving into something a little smaller. I suppose it has something to do with raising 5 kids. . . I've always been such a busy person that I didn't have time for complications. So keeping things simple has always been my way. I don't like a camera with a bunch of "settings" (no time to read the manual) don't like anything that requires me to take time out of my day to learn how to use it. If I can't flip a switch and turn it on I don't use it. LOL No time for fuss. If you send me an email that is more than one paragraph I will just read the first sentense in each one. hahaha  So where am I going with this? Hell if I know. I was originally gonna talk about my exciting weekend and how I plan on going to the strip club with hubby but I guess I got side tracked when I mentioned my brother was coming to visit. hehehehehe

Have a great weekend!
(((HUGS)))
Lizz

P.S. Thank you for the wonderful emails and compliments regarding my new pictures from Arizona. I am so happy you guys are liking them!!!

stargatesean [userpic]
How well do I know Contagious Orgasm?
by stargatesean ([info]stargatesean)
at July 9th, 2009 (05:14 pm)






The song: Garden, on Voltage Controlled Filter consists of the song Guernica, from A Crown Ornament for the Wise, to start the first 4 minutes, and then it turns into Anxiety Contact, from Lapse from Virtue, with a slightly different mix.

Listening to Black Manifest from Monochrome Meditator, has the first two and a half minutes sounding like nothing I have ever heard before, and then sounds taken from Guilty Connector from a Prayer of Mankind, but with the Pounding heavy beat found on Seeking Sensation Scale Music from the song Suicide Stiffening Shaft Machine played at 45 speed.  Really you get two versions of the album Seeking Sensation Scale Music, played at both 33 and 45 rpm.  Most of the songs sound right at 45, but there are a few songs, that sound better at the other speed.  At some point in most of the songs, there is material that doesn't sound right at the current speed it is playing.

Comparing Black Manifest on the tape Monochrome Meditator, to the song Black Manifest on the cd Voltage Controlled Filter, the ambient parts that are the same on both, are more muffled on the cd, and the tape does not have the obvious source of sound, which is a vibrator, on any part of it.  There is not the word Jesus mixed in, at the first minute, on the tape either.  Most of what is on the 9 minutes of the song on tape, is on the near 19 minutes on the cd.  Of course the tape sounds different.  And therefore, I consider it to be 'stand alone'.

 

stargatesean [userpic]
Relating to Noise
by stargatesean ([info]stargatesean)
at July 9th, 2009 (12:14 pm)




DIRECT QUOTE edited, by RepublibotThree from discogs



...is the product of one man, and not so much music as it is an attempt to just generate interesting, deliberately-non-musical noise, it’s actually a lot of fun. “Why would anyone want to just make noise,” you ask? Well, why not? As the artist himself states on another website,

>>>I understand that most people have no direct experience with out-and-out noise, at least presented in a context usually reserved for traditional musical performance. That’s because most people, if not happy or well-adjusted, are too busy with rewarding careers and hobbies, perhaps spending time with friends and family, to notice this crap even exists. And even if they’re unlucky enough to run across it, they don’t pursue it or anything — no, the reasonable response to encountering noise is to shrug and go off and spend your free time doing things that are relaxing and pleasant.

But an audience for noise does exist, as well as what might be a surprising number of prolific performers and artists who make the stuff. People go to noise concerts, buy noise CDs and records. Nobody in their right mind ever need be able to make these distinctions, but noise actually varies pretty widely in texture, dynamics, volume and overall presentation. Much like with veganism, aficionados chiefly value it for the opportunity it gives to one-up fellow nerds with useless, arcane knowledge and the dedicated pursuit of unpleasantness. Frequently, though, noise enthusiasts pretend otherwise, making up a bunch of theoretical arty hoo-hah to smokescreen the fact their devotion is more a symptom of emotional problems than reflective of a refined aesthetic sensibility or highly developed intellectual capacity.

...As an adult, the occasional noise concert serves as an amusing novelty, and, in private, some of that stuff can be useful to effect a kind of instant satori, deployed to override the mental circuits and scour the forebrain of thought-based clutter — a refreshing, controlled way to blast that pesky ego for a few minutes without the need for all that terrible Buddhism.<

I totally understand what he’s going for, and it makes a certain kind of sense. We’ve all been there, overloaded by life, bordering on psychic ennui, and then we unwisely turn on the radio and find ourselves pushed past the brink by...(A band I hear more of now than I ever did when their one hit was ostensibly popular. I hate nostalgia. Nostalgia is a lie. Nostalgia is a club to bludgeon you with.), and you just kind of snap and need anything to break you out of the cycle of rumination and overload. In psychological terms, this is co-regulation, but in more workaday terminology it’s called distraction. It’s a palate-cleanser, something to deliberately make your brain jump the tracks. It definitely ain’t music, but it’s the ipecac you go for when too much music, too much contrivance, too much twaddle has made you sick.

The fact of the matter is that I like it. It’s not the kind of thing I’d listen to over and over, but it sets out to deliberately save you from overload by overloading you, and it pretty much succeeds. It’s interesting, too, in the same way a Rorschach blot is interesting - you’re looking in to a picture that is deliberately irresolvable, so what you see in there is ultimately going to tell you more about yourself than it will the artist...I recommend this, but I’m fully aware that most people won’t like it, and many will be frankly irritated by it, so I solidly recommend it with the very stringent caveat that this is *not* music, this is an experimental soundscape project that is really pretty interesting, but intended for a pretty small audience of people. The odds of your average person on the street liking this are pretty small... That said, it’s by going beyond the edges of the known world that we learn the shape of the world, and because of that, such experimentation is always worth doing, not because it’s an end in itself, but because it shows us how much more cool crap there is out there to be discovered yet.


DIRECT QUOTE edited, by RepublibotThree from discogs

 

Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? [userpic]
Random thoughts on Thursday
by Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? ([info]sexymisslizz)
at July 9th, 2009 (07:59 am)
calm

current mood: calm

So last night my youngest son and I went for a late bike ride. We always do that in the Summer when the weather warms up. . . it's just our thAng! We call them our "Midnight Rides" cause it's so late when we do it. It's cool, quiet, peaceful, and we have some great conversations as we are riding around town and through the farms. I have a pink beach cruiser with only 1 gear so I get some good excercise. So that was alot of fun last night : )

Wow I can't believe it's Thursday already. . . one more day and I'll be out dancing with hubby! WhoooHooo And only two more weeks and I'll be camping!



((hugs)))
Lizz

Elli [userpic]
My Thai Dinner
by Elli ([info]elligirl)
at July 8th, 2009 (09:58 pm)

Why did I make a Thai curry tonight? Because
a) I had no meat left in my fridge.
b) I wanted something easy that I could simmer until my man got home.
c) I felt like curry.
d) I remembered the Thai basil plants in the garden.

So I found a recipe that I adapted and it turned out even better than I had hoped! It was flavourful without being super spicy, and it tasted fresh and light and sweet with a bit of citrus flavour from the thai basil. My only problem was that the rice was overdone. Here's the recipe because I have to write it down somewhere before I forget:

1 block extra firm tofu
1 medium yellow onion, chopped
1 red bell pepper, chopped
1 cup chopped fresh carrots
6-8 shelled prawns/shrimp 19-24 size
3 cloves minced garlic
1 can unsweetened coconut milk
2-3 tsp thai green curry paste
3 tsp yellow curry powder (Madras brand for me!)
1/8 tsp freshly ground black pepper
1/4 tsp coarse salt
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
4 sprigs chopped fresh thai basil
3 tbsp peanut oil

1. Rinse the tofu and pat/squeeze dry with paper towels. Slice into 1/2" pieces. Let it sit in a sieve to drain further while you chop the other goodies. You can leave it sit there to drain in the fridge for an hour or more, if you like. The drier, the better.
2. Heat deep skillet to medium heat and add peanut oil. When at temperature, add curry paste and curry powder. Stir until fragrant, 1-2 minutes.
3. Add garlic and tofu. Fry about 3 minutes a side, until lightly browned.
4. Add onion and salt. Saute until nearly transparent.
5. Add coconut milk. Add pepper, more salt if desired, red pepper, carrots. Bring to a boil, then lid and simmer for at least 15 minutes. Taste periodically. You can add more green curry paste if desired.
6. When carrots are soft enough for you, add the prawns. Cook for 2-3 minutes. Stir in fresh thai basil and cilantro.
7. Serve over rice!

See? Easy peasy! Now I have it written down!

The one modification I thought about but didn't try yet:
I was going to add one of the prawn heads to the simmer stage, as I didn't add any of the customary fish sauce. It was fishy enough with the prawn meat, but if you prefer more of a fishy flavour, I would suggest a prawn head or some actual fish sauce to your taste.

Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? [userpic]
Getting High
by Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? ([info]sexymisslizz)
at July 8th, 2009 (09:10 am)
high

current mood: high

While visiting Arizona I couldn't help but GET HIGH every day! Oh silly not that kind of high. . . hehehe I was high on life and high up on the mountains. Every day I climbed a new rock naked and enjoyed the beautiful view while feeling the wind and sun on my tits and ass. Ahhh life doesn't get any better than that!

Here is a litttle preveiw of my newest update posted on DreamNet


Not only were the mountains high. . . but the Saguaros were high too! Can you even see me in this picure? I look like a tiny little spec. hahahaha You can see all the pictures from this set on SexyMissLizz.com


So yeah. . . while I don't smoke weed I can assure you I was probably alot higher than you!

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

princesslyne [userpic]
Things you may not have known about Me
by princesslyne ([info]princesslyne)
at July 8th, 2009 (09:50 am)

I love My feet now, but when I was younger I hated them. I was so embarassed of them I refused to wear open toes until mid high school.

I won "best arms & abs" in high school, lol.

I will scan the nutrition labels at the grocery store to make sure I am not eating high fructose corn syrup (including candy- believe Me it's tough but I'll do it). If I can't find a condiment without it, I will make it at home. Yes I make home made choc sauce and BBQ sauce. Though most always I can find it w/o high fructose now.

I fill My icecube trays with hot water so they ice cubes come out effortlessly.

I am addicted to Lysol wipes.

I had My first fake Id when I was 14 - it said I was 16. It really made no sense...

My natural hair color is dirty blonde.

I used to HATE wine... Now I love it.

I met Jonathan Taylor Thomas during My spring break in LA (freshman year in college). No, I did not sleep with him.

I always thought I'd live in California when I finished college... Instead I moved to Chicago then Florida and now I'm back in Chicago.

My first concert was Sugar Ray and I screamed "I love u mark" almost the entire time.

I don't chase after subs for tributes... If u want to send it, u will. If not, then whatever. (had to throw some D/s in here at some point)

I had a serious case of diarreah when I was in Egypt last august. It lasted all the way through Germany and Prague and didn't go away until a week after being back in the states. I was secretly happy because I ate so much chocolate (lol) and french fries on that trip - didn't gain a pound! Yay Me!

I was puked on in 5th grade by some sick boy that I hated. The school couldn't get ahold of My parents so I had to go the rest of the day wearing puked on clothes. I did My best to try and clean it off.. lol. Makes Me nauseous just thinking about it.

In middle school I would seek out the geeky boys that had a crush on Me and "borrow" $1-$2 almost everyday. Sometimes I would buy a cookie at lunch with the money.. or I would save it and ask for more $ the next day. I would also use the same boys for homework "help."

My 1st car was a LeBaron convertible and I thought it (and I) was the coolest thing ever.

I was president of the art club in high school... Am I artistic? No. Do I appreciate art? Of course. I made art club cool. No joke.

Freshman year in college I gained a good 10 lbs and couldn't figure out why. I was eating healthy - bagel sandwiches with turkey and lite mayo! How in the hell.... Oh wait, carbs are bad?

In 7th grade I got a "free foot massage" on the beach in San Diego. I hated My feet and thought it was so weird that the "foot masseuse" kept complimenting My feet. I was very naive... And he was very creepy. Hopefully the freak is behind bars somewhere now.

Okay... That's it for now. Did u read a few things about Me that u didn't already know, Chunker? More tomorrow.

Hey t minus 3 days until I have the Internet!!!!!!!!!!

More D/s soon... when I'm not typing on My iPhone.

Sent from my iPhone

Elli [userpic]
That went quite well!
by Elli ([info]elligirl)
at July 7th, 2009 (10:37 pm)

My weekend of bbq's went very well, thank you! On Saturday a bunch of friends came by to help celebrate my birthday and all had a good time, as far as I can tell. :) We had mojitos and wine and beers and coolers and maybe some other drinks, besides! Anyway, it was fun. :)

On Sunday family came by and the weather just barely held long enough for us to enjoy the evening out on the patio. Lucky, that, since I don't have a large enough dining room to hold everybody!

Today the clouds finally opened up and it's been drizzling steadily since 2pm or so. The garden loves it. I don't mind it. It's a nice break from the dreadfully boring sunshine. *rolls eyes* But the rain honestly is nice.

Now I'm a bit tired and tomorrow is a big day. I can't believe it's Wednesday already?!

princesslyne [userpic]
Haters.
by princesslyne ([info]princesslyne)
at July 7th, 2009 (06:03 pm)

My boy friend notices it more than I do, but I notice it too. It's funny how so many girls will stare and gawk and shake their heads at Me... lol. Why do I bother you so much? Is it because you're not confident/comfortable in your own skin and instead you have to critique others that are obviously FAR superior than yourself? And the best part... you make yourself inferior by your actions/thoughts/etc.. C'mon... grow up, get a life, and stop worrying about other people and how they look and what they are doing. Focus on yourself. Once you get right with yourself then you'll understand that all along you've been wasting SOOOO much energy on hating on others.

Waitresses are especially bad with Me.... I don't know why. They'll roll their eyes when I ask for "dressing on the side please." I mean... is it okay for Me to ask for My dressing on the side? Fuck off. I'll do what I want. And you will do what I say, or else I'll bitch slap you. Okay, no I won't, but you get the point.

It's funny how I'll be going for a jog with My boy friend around the beach and a girl and her boy friend will be walking past. OF course the boy friend looks at Me, and looks hard, but not harder than his girl friend. Of course she's checking Me out more than he is... but then she'll notice he's checking Me out - and you'll see her focus her attention back on her boy friend/her situation, and then she'll get all pissy with him for staring at Me (this happens about 5-6 times during each jog, almost identical situation each time), LOL. I don't give a shit when My boy friend looks at other women, although he has the common decency notn to GAWK like some of you guys do - but if he wants to stare, more power to him. If he sees something he likes - look as much as you want - just don't touch. I'm comfortable with Myself... and I do NOT feel threatened.

Okay, I'm rambling. But really, it kills Me how once the summer finally comes around and I start dressing ACCORDING to the weather (shorts, tank tops, sundresses, etc.), how many people start to give Me dirty looks. It doesn't happen much in the winter, lol, but it does happen. No where near as much as it happens in The summer.. it's like girls can't help but get pissy when they see girls that are good looking and their boy friends happen to notice them too. W/we've all been there before - W/we've all seen a good looking girl/guy and we want to look. sometimes I think "how the hell is that person so gorgeous?" Like Adriana Lima... she's so gorgeous I wouldn't be able to take My eyes off her if I ever saw her in person. In print, I'm the same way, I can't stop staring at Her pictures. I'm not lesbian, I just love beautiful people.

Oh, back to the waitress situation. My boy friend started noticing it as soon as We started dating. He couldn't believe how many waitresses rolled their eyes or treated Me stupid. I have a tendency to like everyone until they've done something to make Me not like them. Some people are the opposite, you have to do something to get them to like you, ESPECIALLY if you're a good looking girl. But, that's not how I work. I give everyone a chance... but it doesn't taken much for Me to change My mind on whether or not I like you. So anyway... waitresses, store associates, etc.... so many of them treat Me like I'm stupid. It's because I'm tall, blonde, pretty, and I have fake tits. Who gives a fuck if I'm paying your fucking rent with My business, right?? Fuck off. My life is much better than yours and you know it. you're unhappy and miserable and you can't handle the fact that someone else is enjoying their life and comfortable in their own skin. Cry Me a fucking river, bitch.

Just a rant.... I think that's all for now. chunker this one was for you (well... kinda). Since you know Me, but you "don't really know Me" this should help you to "know" Me a little better.


Okay so I put together a shelf in My bathroom this morning and managed to fuck it up (imagine that...) So the second time around (yes I had to take it out and reinstall it), I decided to film it for you guys. I remembered seeing a "power tool" fetish (WTF? Seriously?) on Clips4Sale.. so here you go - My first power tool fetish video:




Attention TWITTERERS, TWEETERS, TWATS: My chunker has started a new trend - TRIBUTE TUESDAY! If you're a sub/slave on twitter be sure to send out your Tribute Tuesday!

Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? [userpic]
Beautiful Tuesday!
by Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? ([info]sexymisslizz)
at July 7th, 2009 (12:50 pm)
peaceful

current mood: peaceful

Just got back from my walk and was amazed to see all the Dragon Flies migrating. So many of them flying in the air all at once. . . it's really quite a sight to see. Yesturday I was sitting in my yard reading magazines. The wind was blowing so soft and my wind chimes sounded so pretty. Next thing I know I was fast asleep sitting up. hahaha Sometimes when it's so just so peacful snoozing off is easy to do.


Here is a picture of one of the corners in my yard. Isn't it pUrty! hahaha


 

princesslyne [userpic]
by princesslyne ([info]princesslyne)
at July 6th, 2009 (05:47 pm)

chunker, to answer your question about what I "want." Again I still don't know... I don't know if I'll ever know exactly what I want. Just like in My vanilla life I am NOT 100% sure of what I want... whether it be out of life in general, what to order at a restaurant, or where to take My car to get the breaks fixed. Usually I'm positive of what I don't want instead of what I DO want. I don't want to live My life just COASTING by, I don't want the Calf's liver, and I don't want to take My car to Don Juan's Auto Repair. So I hope that helps you...

when I get the internet and I am fully unpacked I plan to do a little more blogging, a little more often. So consider yourselves lucky. My place is a friggin' mess right now. The boxes are driving ME insane... I cannot stand living out of boxes. And My fucking closet space is VERY limited. I think I'm going to need to sell a few more things before I can actually feel comfortable because I was sooo spoiled at My last place with the closet space. Geez... 3 closets, 2 of which were walk-in closets. I love My new place though, I just wish it had more closet space. BUT.. it's much better than My last place. I love the balcony :) I love being able to sit outside in the morning and drink My coffee. It's very relaxing. oh, and not to mention it's wonderful not hearing sirens 10 X's a night. OH... and the fucking laundry OMG I FUCKING LOVE HAVING IN-UNIT LAUNDRY!!!! AAAH!! I WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER DIRTY SOCK AGAIN!! I am sick with the laundry lately.. it's like I get excited to have a full load or something... I can't stop doing laundry. I just love not having to take the elevator down 14 floors, scrounge for quarters, and wait for another dryer to open up. Aaah.... I'm smiling at this very moment thinking about how much I love having My own washer and dryer.

I need more furniture for My place... I need a desk and a kitchen table ASAP. And I need the internet... 5 more days and I should have it. ONly 5... okay it's not THAT bad.

Did I Mention how much I HATE ATT?? I cannot believe how shitty the service is. I'm seriously contemplating going back to Verizon. I'm pissed though because I do LOVE My iphone, I just hate ATT. I'm talking 3-4 missed calls a day. And if I don't miss a call, it's dropped. I cannot believe how terrible the service is. I thought it might change when I moved - figured My new place might have better reception than My last place. Nope... it's worse actually. Damn it Verizon why cant' you have the Iphone already? Hurry that shit up!

Alright and on to new clips... since I can hardly stand the music at this coffee shop I think I'm just going to cut My post short.

hey asshole that won My flip flops and didn't pay - fuck you, dick. who the fuck do you think you are? Go fuck yourself in the middle of oncoming traffic, please. I'm sure some of you ladies know him - philasixerz2069. This idiot stopped responding to My emails after I said I didn't use yahoo messenger. Okay, so I do have it, but I don't really use it. If you have Me on your list you know what I'm talking about. If I even sign on, most likely I'll ignore you because you annoy ME. And it doesn't take much to annoy Me. This jerkoff gave Me his yahoo ID and told Me to add him to My list - when I checked I noticed that he was once on My list before - and I deleted and ignored him. Maybe because he's a piece of shit? Damn it, I fucking hate you assholes.

OMg... what the fuck... okay I was just sitting here minding My own business and this idiot comes up to Me and starts to talk to Me.. striking up a full blown conversation about shit I could give two fucks about. So annoying... I finally had to put My headphones back in My ears and start typing for him to go away. What is wrong with people?? seriously that's 5 minutes of My life I will NEVER get back... never. Gone... 5 full minutes. Ugh.


Okay... again, for the video clips. Check out My most recent foot worship video... I know you foot bois just Love My feet and My 10 toes are your 10 reasons for living!




Shiny Ass Worship with Danni and I:




Shiny Titty Tease with Danni:

Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? [userpic]
Filming under water
by Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? ([info]sexymisslizz)
at July 6th, 2009 (01:48 pm)
amused

current mood: amused

I'm thinking about buying a "housing" for my camera so I can take it under water. Imagine all the hot videos I could shoot in the tub and in the shower. Not to mention in a pool!!! It would allow me to get some really great angles and submerge the camera under water while keeping it completely safe and dry. Wow I could make some really cool fart videos with that! hahaha But seriously. . .what do you think. Wanna see me swim naked under water or have a better view while I'm taking a bath? I dunno. . . I suppose I am feeling a little creative and just wanna try something new.

Lizz

http://www.SexyMissLizz.com
http://www.dreamnet.com/lizz/
http://www.GiantessMissLizz.com



sondaymourning [userpic]
Chemo
by sondaymourning ([info]sondaymourning)
at July 5th, 2009 (10:17 pm)

Last night of Chemo and I'm doing well. Let's hope it lasts.

Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? [userpic]
Had a nice 4th.
by Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? ([info]sexymisslizz)
at July 5th, 2009 (08:18 am)
productive

current mood: productive

Had a very nice 4th. of July with my family. My only mistake was buying the fireworks 3 days in advance. While I was upstairs in my bedroom giving my older son a lecture on why he shouldn't take apart the fireworks and create home-made bombs (LMAO) the fire alarms in the house go off. I run down stairs and my youngest son decided to light a fire-work from the stove (he had no lighter) and accidentally dropped it on the kitchen floor. We all discovered that fireworks are water proof as they didn't burn out in the sink. hahaha What a fucking morning!!!! hahahaha Other than that my 4th. of July was very nice.


Taking the kids dirt bike riding today : )

(((HUGS)))
Lizz

Elli [userpic]
Stress again??
by Elli ([info]elligirl)
at July 3rd, 2009 (07:24 pm)

Seriously, this week has been far too busy! I don't feel like I've accomplished much, but I've had my days packed full, nontheless!

Can't wait to have people over on the weekend and get some down time.

Oh, and RIP Michael Jackson.

Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? [userpic]
Happy 4th. of July
by Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? ([info]sexymisslizz)
at July 3rd, 2009 (11:10 am)
content

current mood: content

In honor of my countires "independence day" I want to share this video with you. Take it for what it's worth. . . it just made me smile : )  I love the fact that some people can stand up for what they believe is right! Now that's a true American!!!!




John and I will be staying home this year!
Since we moved out to the country 3 years ago this is the first year we are staying home in our own neighborhood. We have always gone away to friends houses for BBQ and fireworks. . . but the kids just want to stay home and hang out with their own friends. So that is what we are going to do. Just have a nice 4th. of July in the hood! Hope you have a fun and safe 4th. of July

Lizz

nate_doggy_dogg [userpic]
Pamela Poundstone Vs. Glenn Beck: There Can Be Only One
by nate_doggy_dogg ([info]nate_doggy_dogg)
at July 2nd, 2009 (04:16 pm)
blah

current location: Rochester Public Library
current mood: blah
current song: T.M.I. podcast

Two quick notes about stand up comedy. First up, child rearing tips with Paula Poundstone!



Paula performed Friday night at the Rochester Civic Center in Rochester, MN to partial capacity for a Rochester Public Library benefit. My understanding is she also was the headliner at the Public Library Association in Minneapolis in 2006 after Kevin Nealon dropped out. Sadly, I missed that one.

Her outfit I assume was made of teflon or duck back or secret NASA materials as she spilled water all over herself and the water just rolled off. Weird. Now the asexual Paula was never known for her fashion sense, I'm just saying it hasn't gotten any better.

A lot of people like the mouth breathing knuckle dragger's over at Maxim can't stand her but I STILL love her. She's been doing this since 1979 and it shows. For two hours she killed with an audience comprised primarily of white haired lesbians with chin whiskers and their obnoxious accountant husbands. She repeatedly dropped the f-bomb, defended atheism and riffed on everything from her O.C.D. to Abraham Lincoln. She even unflinchingly addressed her alcoholism AND her well-documented parenting problems. All in the notoriously conservative city that is Rah Rah Rochester, MN.

Afterward, I stood in line to shake her hand and thank her since I work part time for the R.P.L. and all. I think I slightly freaked her out with my earnestness but my girlfriend Deb thankfully dispelled my unintentional creepiness with a random joke about cheese curds.

Still a huge influence on the comedy I'm trying to do. In a word, inspiring.

Secondly, Glenn Beck recently announced he's going to launch a stand up comedy tour. Intentionally!



"One of my producers was riding the train, and there was a big New York City sign that says, “A crowded train is no excuse for inappropriate touching.” [dramatic pause] Since when did we come to the place where we’re like, “Oh, crap, I can’t fondle her in a crowded train. Why ride the train, then?”---Glenn Beck, G.Q. Magazine

He's referring to it as the "Common Sense" road tour. In other words, he has the balls to compare himself to Thomas Paine and he's doing a book tour at the same time. You could call him a rodeo clown, but rodeo clowns don't cry in public.

Now ostensibly his "Fusion" magazine is humor. But that's like saying Rush Limbaugh's newsletter is humor. Non-ironically, of course.

Glenn Beck is the only comic I know who dresses worse than Paula Poundstone. Got milk t-shirt, ill-fitting blue jeans hiked up to Mid-Western dad level, etc.

And, from a summary glance at You Tube, his act is in many respects one part "8 Simple Rules To Date My Teenage Daughter", one part "I Heart Mike Huckabee" and one part Branson, MO salute The Founding Fathers.

He's no Steve Martin. Instead, he's George W. Bush all over again. Both of these assholes were too busy becoming alcoholics to get good grades at Yale, have huge mansions but for some reason appeal to poor people a lot.

I don't even trust that he's a dork. I think even that is an act. *sigh*

Granted, a lot more people will show up for Beck than they will for Poundstone. But I think that's a shame. Not just because I agree with her politics more. But because she's funnier, not just someone playing dress up for a day until the novelty wears off.

Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? [userpic]
Thoughts for Thursday
by Wazzzz-Up with Lizzy? ([info]sexymisslizz)
at July 2nd, 2009 (09:27 am)
awake

current mood: awake

Hey friends. . . just thought I would share this funny picture of John and I hanging out at the local bar. You always here me talking about how much we have when we go out drinking and dancing. well here is a picture of us just being crazy and having fun : )  I know my husband looks mean, but he is actually a very funny person (don't tell him I said that or it will ruin his image) hahahaha 



Just got back from my daily walk, now I am taking my son to the Dentist. This will be my 4th. child that gets braces. They are expensive and we don't have dental insurance so I can only afford to do one kid at a time. LOL  Gonna hop in the shower now and continue on with my day.

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

princesslyne [userpic]
Moving sucks
by princesslyne ([info]princesslyne)
at July 2nd, 2009 (11:04 am)
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No Internet, haven't worked out in almost a week, very limited closet space, and I just started My period. Oh and did I mention I hate AT&T? I got shitty reception at My last apartment and now it's the same here at My new place. Annoying... I'm talking like 3+ dropped calls per day. Ugh.

Selling things on ebanned is much easier when u have the Internet. But I guess I am still getting by (unsure how, but whateve). Thanks to chunker I just found out Att offers 30 day Internet cards so I may be getting one of those soon. Also thanks to chunker I have an extra $300 to help furnish My new place. What can I say - My chunker is the best!

Hey retired: What happened to thAt Marc Jacobs bag? I never got it... U know that's not a good way to stay anonymous in My journal. I was really looking forward to that bag.... I suggest u contact Me asap... I want a new bag and you will get Me a new bag.

Okay so these cramps are killing Me... And the cravings Are out of control. Damn ttouchscreens annoy Me. Did I mention I may switch back to Verizon when they offer the palm pre? It seems like a pretty kickass phone, and I cAnnot handle AT&T's shoddy service much longer... So I may suck it up and pay the cancellation fee and switch back as soon as vzw gets a decent phone: the Palm Pre. Then of course I'll switch to the iPhone whenever vzw finally gets it.

I have been receiving some hilarious essays from some clip slaves that just can't seem to follow the directions!! What a bunch of sluts! Especially you pat and slutty!! Both of your essays cracked Me up! Even My boy friend laughed.

Anyway... Sooo much unpacking to do, it's ridiculous. Oh I forgot how AMAZING it is to have laundry "in-unit" holy shit I love it.

Should be going to a place with free wifi later todAy so be expecting a better update later on. For now I have some MORE unpacking to do. Ta-ta

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